Is this a thing?
Oh it is?
Yeah.
I think I just heard every English teacher or professor I ever had uhhhh…well if they were not already rolling over in their graves over my lack of a book deal then…
Wait, I’m gonna need an intern to fact check the status of the mortality on all my past and (why the hell not?) future creative nonfiction professors I may have had or will have had in the future present tense of…yo I haven’t been to school in a long time…
Maybe this AI content writing nonsense is uhh…
Wait what?